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06 November 2016 @ 10:00 pm
MASTERLIST OF FANFICTION
Arranged alphabetically, by television programme. A list of all my fics posted on LJ so far. Will be regularly updated.

NOTE: For a chronological list, I also use the fanfiction tag.


List. )
 
 
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24 June 2009 @ 11:20 pm
Title: Unmentionables
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: M (language, innuendo)
Author's Note: Um, I wrote original fic? For the first time in ages? Possibly inspired by a mixture of things, including Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Bek. And a few others.
Synopsis: He's just assisted her in killing one of the Unmentionables – well, she came to his rescue, really – but she doesn't know him.

Just because the entire world's gone to shit, doesn't mean she can't laugh about it. It's a coping mechanism, really. )
 
 
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A little while ago, I asked the good ol' flist for some prompts for fic - and lo and behold! I actually wrote them! I just never had time to post them, something I am rectifying right now. Not sure about the quality of them, because I've never really written in any of the fandoms, but they're ficlets, which are nothing but for experimenting, right?

So! Without further ado:

The Office. Pam, Dwight. Eyedrops. )

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Coffee Prince. Han Kyul/Eun Chan. Button. )

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Life. Crews, Reese. Mirrors. )

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Black Books. Manny, Bernard, Fran. Chocolate milk. )
 
 
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In lieu of me actually having any energy to do my long-promised RL post, I give you a fic meme snagged from [info]dominique012:

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal.

My track record aside, I'd be grateful for some prompts to take my mind of school (which for some reason I just typed as 'skill'). It's been harshing my buzz.

ALSO A HUGE AND ALSO RATHER LARGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO [info]thirteenlives!! I hope you had the best day in the WORLD. XOXO.
 
 
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02 May 2009 @ 07:56 pm
Title: Chuck vs Male Bonding
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG
Characters: Chuck, Casey, Morgan, Sarah.
Author's Note: THIS SHOW IS SO MUCH FUN. PLEASE BE RENEWED, Chuck.
Summary: "No, Sarah, Sarah listen. I'm locked in, in the home theatre room, in the Buy More, with Morgan, and Casey's here."

Even though Sarah knew that it wasn't really Chuck's fault, she still couldn't help but be just a little exasperated by his timing. )
 
 
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Okay, so, I haven't been around much lately, and here's why: HOMEWORK.

Indeed. At the moment, I'm writing a 2000-word narrative analysis on The Office (awesome subject matter or what?) but I kind of need help -

Does anyone remember which episode, or even which season, it is that Angela and Oscar have that disagreement about the temperature of the thermostat-thingy in the office? I need to reference it for my essay, but can't for the life of me remember when it happens... I WILL BE SO GRATEFUL FOR ANY ASSISTANCE HERE.

A few assignments are due Friday - hopefully, that means time for a decent update on the state of things, but you probably pretty much get the idea already.

This semester is going to be hardcore, it seems. :S
 
 
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Title: Questioning Is Not The Mode Of Conversation Among Gentlemen
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG-13 (swearing)
Characters: Caroline, Mac, Guy
Author's Note: In celebration of my mother! Watching Green Wing! And liking it! *proud*
Summary: "No, see, I don't think you're quite understanding the gravity of the situation. This isn't just any question, this is life or death. Millions of lives hang in the balance, all dependent upon your answer, so I'll say it again—if I ask you a question, will you answer it?"

Can I ask you a question? )
 
 
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03 February 2009 @ 11:43 pm
Title: One Giant Leap For Tim-Kind
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG-13 (swearing)
Characters: Tim (Daisy, Brian, Marsha, Mike, Twist)
Author's Note: Written for majrgenr18's unfilled request for Yuletide. (Even though Yuletide won't let me post there, because 670 words is not 1000. In some countries.)
Summary: Tim knows he's dreaming when he opens the front door to see the Millennium Falcon right in front of him. And then he knows he's not when Gillian Anderson doesn't appear.

Like Neil Armstrong, only blonder. )
 
 
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01 February 2009 @ 10:59 pm
Title: Change Is As Good As A Holiday
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG
Characters: 10.5, Rose Tyler
Author's Note: So it was [info]dominique012's birthday again, and she's my love-monkey, and it's hot, which actually served to inspire me, wonder of wonders. Anyway — Mai, this is for you. It's late (*cringe* one day I'll kick the habit of a lifetime), but I hope you had an excellent birthday, and that you like this. ♥ ♥ ♥
Summary: It's hotter in this universe, and he notices it. Both of these facts are a) strange and b) annoying. He mentions something along these lines to Rose, but she is characteristically unsympathetic about his plight.

He pouts, but only in a way that is positively, definitely Not Sulking. )
 
 
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Title: Rumours, Not-Curry and the Cosmic Scale of Importance
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG-13 (swearing, WITB-style themes)
Characters: Carol Jordan, Tony Hill, minor Kevin, Paula
Author's Note: My Yuletide 2008 fic! For [info]omnomnom17. (Who is definitely, absolutely NOT my sister... *shifty eyes* SURPRISE, SIS!)
Summary: She needed to say something. He was thinking, and they'd finally made a break, and now was completely the wrong time, and she had no idea whether it was the right thing to do, but he was driving her crazy, and she needed to say something.

'I want a curry,' was the first thing he said when she picked up the phone. )
 
 
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08 December 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Title: Can You Share?
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Characters: Meredith, Cristina, Izzie, Alex, Lexie, George, Sloan.
Rating: PG.
Author's Note: Set sometime between 502 and 503. Some cafeteria shenanigans, just like the good ol' days. *reminisces*
Summary: "It's the hair. It doesn't just come that way, it takes time and effort. And space."

Read more... )
 
 
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16 November 2008 @ 01:13 am
To My Dear Sleigh-Bound Yuletide Writer,

Somehow, you've managed to be lucky enough to get assigned to me – what a glorious year this is for you! (*snorts*) Hopefully, I've given you something you can work with, and you're not there screaming and rocking backwards and forwards in a corner and pulling out your hair.

Anyway, in case you are, or even if you're not, I have a few more bits of info I can provide you with – just a bit more about my fic-ly likes and preferences: )

Anyway, I hope I helped, Writer/Santa, and didn't just succeed in clouding the entire matter (as I am often wont to do). That would be bad.

Lots of love,

lookatmoiye7.
 
 
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04 November 2008 @ 08:06 pm
Title: Smile At Perils Past (2/3)
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG
Characters: Rose Tyler, Tenth Doctor
Author's Note: For the [info]onetrueshipfest ficathon.
Prompt: On a planet the Doctor has saved multiple times (though not Earth), he has a large group of fangirls. Rose is annoyed. (9 OR 10/Rose)
Summary: "And, for your information, I like my face." He patted his cheeks fondly. "It's one of the hairier ones I've had, but they don't seem to mind it." He jerked his thumb at another gang of blue-skinned females sauntering past, and they giggled and hurried away, one of them fanning herself with her hand.

Part 1

Part 2 )
 
 
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Title: Fair Play, Indeed (2/2)
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Characters: Billie Piper, David Tennant
Rating: M (language)
Author's Note: So, my imagination ran wild in this chapter, and it has accidentally morphed into something more than I intended, but I couldn't help it. This is like my fantasy party, here, and I had to indulge because it wouldn't leave me alone. Should I apologise? Um. Let me know?
Summary: Apparently, someone thought it would be suitably ironic to throw a Doctor Who party for Russell's birthday, and whoever it was has gone all-out.

Part One

Part Two )
 
 
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31 October 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Title: Smile At Perils Past (1/3)
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG
Characters: Rose Tyler, Tenth Doctor
Author's Note: For the [info]onetrueshipfest ficathon. Also, I'm living in my happy little S2 David Tennant/Doctor+Rose bubble at the moment. So, that should give an idea of timeframe. And a measure of my level of denial. *grins*
Prompt: On a planet the Doctor has saved multiple times (though not Earth), he has a large group of fangirls. Rose is annoyed. (9 OR 10/Rose)
Summary: "I was trying to be nice! Smiling usually means 'hi, nice planet you have here, we come in peace, and d'you mind if I quickly use your loo', not... whatever they obviously thought it meant."

Part 1 )
 
 
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Title: Fair Play, Indeed (1/2)
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Characters: Billie Piper, David Tennant
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Set sometime early in Billie's pregnancy. Aside from that, I've made up taken liberties with time frames. *shrugs* (What? I'm writing RPF. It's the least of my sins.) Inspired by this comment from Billie—"I get endless calls from my girlfriends. You know, I'm meeting David in Camden and suddenly they'll just show up. 'Oh, fancy bumping into you...'"
Summary: Eventually, though, she relents, divulging the information she knows her friend wants, and even though they hang up promising to talk again 'soon', Billie knows full well that she'll be seeing her friend the next day, at exactly 12.30pm.

Part One )
 
 
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15 October 2008 @ 05:15 pm
 THE ANONYMOUS FEEDBACK MEME  


So, this is where you get to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the blah blah blah. If you hate my writing, and only comment because you know if you don't I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE and also have limitless resources, this is your opportunity to tell me so.

Don't hold back, people. If you hate something, say it. The way we learn and grow is through constructive criticism. (Although, you could also say nice things. There's no rules against that.)

Also, if you, too, are a writer, why not join in the (potential) fun? You know you want to...
 
 
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09 September 2008 @ 08:39 am
Title: More Important Things
Author: [info]lookatmoiye7
Rating: PG
Characters: Rose Tyler, Donna Noble
Author's Note: For the 'From There-To-Here' ficathon over at [info]rose_lives. Also, in terms of Rose meeting Donna, etc, this is a bit AU.
Prompt: Rose teams up with the alternate version of Donna to save the world from a miscellaneous alien encounter.
Summary: "Oh. My. God. You're... you're Rose Tyler? Peter and Jackie Tyler's secret daughter?" Her mouth opens and closes, before she bursts out with, "But you're rich! What the hell were you doing at Chowdri's?"

More Important Things )
 
 
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07 August 2008 @ 12:57 am
LAST MEME!!! I promise. Another one from [info]eponymous_rose:

1. Put your iPod or other mp3 player on Shuffle
2. Pick the first five/seven/ten songs that come up.
3. Write a short fic inspired by each of those songs. You may only write for the duration of the song - if the song lasts three minutes, you only write for three minutes. No cheating!


Okay, so, I cheated a little bit with these by taking an extra thirty seconds or so to finish them off. Whoopsie!

SUNSHINE (Five, 3.24. Doctor Who.)

The sun is blinding on this planet, and she tells him so, covering her eyes with her hands.  )

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PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (U2, 4.28. Bones.)

'It's all about pride for you, isn't it?' )

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SPEAKERPHONE (Kylie Minogue, 3.54. Catherine Tate Show - Lauren Cooper.)

Lauren kicked her legs backwards. )

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SO GOOD (Destiny's Child, 3.14. Torchwood.)

'This pizza is so good,' Gwen murmured, biting down into her second slice. )

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DON'T PANIC (Coldplay, 2.17. Ugly Betty.)

'Don't panic! Don't panic! Whatever you do, do not panic!' Marc screeched, rushing to Amanda's desk. )

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